Meaningless Awards of the Week- 11/15/06
Welcome to the latest recurring feature on Legion of Doom that I’ll inevitable give up on after a couple of weeks: the Meaningless Awards of the Week! Maybe I’ll actually stick this one since I can do however many or few I want depending on the quality of books that week. This week, I’m handing out six Meanies. Next week, it might only be one. Anyone care to place take the over/under on how long I’ll keep this up?
Best Line of the Week- Uatu the Watcher from What If..? Spider-Man The Other, by Peter David
“It is said in storytelling that it is preferable to show rather than tell. But to show the slow, gradual destruction of the being known as Peter Parker…it would be too heartbreaking. I speak of these “What Ifs… to educate–to bring you understanding of the many directions that choices can take you. Not to send you into spirals of depression. Nor depict things so nightmarish that you will never have another full night’s sleep, ever, if you bear witness to them. So take the word of Uatu, the Watcher, that it was a long and terrible battle. And ultimately…one that Peter Parker lost.”
Worst Justification of the Superhero Registration Act of the Week- Civil War #5
So now apparently the US government wanted to ban all superheroes from the beginning, and Iron Man and Mr. Fantastic were just coming up with a compromise so superheroes could still stick around: Forced military service vs. imprisonment. Nice. I think we tried that a while ago, but it didn’t turn out too well that time either. Oh, and did Iron Man actually try to justify killing Bill Foster by saying Thor did what any police officer would have done? Last time I checked, cops didn’t shoot people through the chest with lightning. That may be the definition of excessive force.