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JIM DOOM: Hello and welcome to the latest Podcast of Doom. I’m your host, Jim Doom, and with me, as is frequently the case –-
DOOM DeLUISE: Always the case.
JIM DOOM: — is Doom DeLuise.
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JIM DOOM: Today on the Podcast of Doom, we’re going to —
DOOM DeLUISE: Hey Jim.
JIM DOOM: We’re going to —
DOOM DeLUISE: Hey. Jim.
JIM DOOM: What?
DOOM DeLUISE: What’s one of history’s greatest mysteries?
JIM DOOM: Where the Freemasons buried their gold?
DOOM DeLUISE: You see the new Man of Steel trailer?
JIM DOOM: No, I haven’t. Is there a new one?
DOOM DeLUISE: Here, why don’t you go ahead and watch this.
JIM DOOM: Well, I was thinking today we could talk about —
DOOM DeLUISE: Watch it.
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JIM DOOM: How does Superman shave his beard?