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JIM DOOM: Hello and welcome to the latest Podcast of Doom. Iā€™m your host, Jim Doom, and with me, as is frequently the case ā€“-

DOOM DeLUISE: Always the case.

JIM DOOM: ā€” is Doom DeLuise.

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JIM DOOM: Today on the Podcast of Doom, we’re going to —

DOOM DeLUISE: Hey Jim.

JIM DOOM: We’re going to —

DOOM DeLUISE: Hey. Jim.

JIM DOOM: What?

DOOM DeLUISE: What’s one of history’s greatest mysteries?

JIM DOOM: Where the Freemasons buried their gold?

DOOM DeLUISE: You see the new Man of Steel trailer?

JIM DOOM: No, I haven’t. Is there a new one?

DOOM DeLUISE: Here, why don’t you go ahead and watch this.

JIM DOOM: Well, I was thinking today we could talk about —

DOOM DeLUISE: Watch it.

[SFX: Audio from trailer. Plays for approximately two and a half minutes.]

JIM DOOM: How does Superman shave his beard?
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