Stump the Doominator
I’m a lax contributor here at Doomkopf, mostly because I’m terrible at actually remembering to go to the comic store, and even when I do, I either get Astonishing X-Men or a long canceled series. But after Doom DeLuise asked me to help him with his countdown, I knew my calling … to sum up storylines concisely.
So here’s my challenge to you, fair readers. I want you to send me storylines, and I will attempt to sum them up in one sentence. It may be a run on sentence. Once I get five, there will be a new post. Oh, and for bloggers out there, I’ll use it as a way to link back to your blog, so we both win. As a bonus, each time, I will attempt to answer an obscure question about the X-Men. My X-Men library goes back longer than I’ve been alive, so chances are, I can answer it.
How do you enter? Email me at doominator_at_doomkopf.com. ‘Nuff said.
Explain the plot of the second Superman film.
Explain Cable’s story since birth.
Explain, in one run-on sentence, the entire Clone Saga, in as much detail as possible.
You people suck at following instructions.
Let’s hear the life of Christ as if he was Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie but being played by Paul Reubens.
This will not be answered.
Explain Reignfire.
Seriously, did nobody read that there’s an email address for this?
I’m going to email you five questions. Don’t answer anyone else’s because they obviously have poor reading comprehension and therefore won’t be able to appreciate your response.
Explain Hypertime.
i emailed! i emailed!