So today, your new comics came

And you’re probably like, “Well, duh, d-bag. It’s Wednesday.”

But it’s been my experience that, on weeks with a postal holiday, comic shops get their books a day late. Even the minor ones. But Monday was Columbus Day, so I didn’t go to the shop today to see what was new. I finally found “my” store in Philadelphia (Fat Jacks, 20th and Sansom, cough cough) so I was excited for my inaugural day … on Thursday. But they didn’t arrive Thursday. They arrived today.

All I can say? I’m glad Diamond sees through the lies of Columbus Day, but sad I didn’t.