Jim Doom says: I guess I’ll have to say Michael Turner!
Somebody thinks he’s good because he litters the front cover of comic books constantly and he really, really sucks. I can’t think of any other examples of such mediocre-to-awful output being so heavily rewarded.
Doominator says: Jeph Loeb!
Wolverine vs. Sabretooth made me hate comics and the fanboys who read them with an unnecessary fight and unnecessary death. He was a second issue of Ultimates 3 away from my worst writer vote.
Fin Fang Doom says: Jeph Loeb!
I don’t think the man has done anything good since Superman/Batman. Surely everything he’s done at Marvel has been pure drivel. Wolverine, Fallen Son, Ultimates 3, and probably some other stuff I’m forgetting because it was so bad, was not good at all. Yet he’s still hailed as one of the best writers in the business, and gets to destroy the Ultimate Universe and Hulk in 2008. Go figure.
Doom DeLuise says: Paul Dini!
Everybody treats him like he’s God’s chosen one with all the stroke, but his name appears on every single damned issue of Countdown, so, like, he’s not. Oh, Alex Ross sucks, too.