Crisis on Doomkopf.com
At first, keeping up this website was simple. But as time has gone on, we’ve become more aware of certain elements of this blog’s past that we’d all like to forget.
How can I justify choosing Deathblow #1 as the Book of Doom?
How can one explain Fin Fang Doom’s infamous Buffy post, or his decision to post his JLA and Avengers ID cards? Even he can’t explain it, asking me, “What’s wrong with my Buffy post? Or my IDs, for that matter? And why are you being a dick?”
What was Jean-Claude Van Doom thinking, reviewing Heroes on a weekly basis? Why couldn’t Doom DeLuise just let it go? And whatever happened to Jean-Claude Van Doom anyway?
That’s why, in just a few short weeks, Doomkopf.com will undergo a Crisis that will wipe all of these things out of existence. We don’t have to explain them. Those bad decisions – they never happened. Those embarrassing moments – gone from history. Jean-Claude Van Doom? Never existed.
Sure, those posts will still be there. We’ll hold onto them and cherish the memories. And someday in the future, bloggers may wish to revive those things and put their own spin on them. And future bloggers may decide to once again to eliminate them from history.
And even though our indecision and laziness may cheapen the experience for you, the reader, it’s really just more convenient for us. And hey – it’s not like you have to pay anything to read our site.
So this means you guys are going to stop giving me crap for my C+ review of Identity Crisis?
We can always bring it back on New Doomkopf. Or maybe all this stuff should be moved over to Doomkopf 2, which we only visit once a year.
Quiters…
WTF?
Can we, like the Flashes on their cosmic treadmill in the newest issue of Justice Society, talk about how the Crisis wiped out old Doomkopf and our memories of it? Because, you know, talking about how we have no memory of it would show that we have memory of it and oh fuck it I give up.
Someday I will break loose from the prisons of Oa and have my revenge.
I think you should know, I got retconned and woke up as Power Girl.