The Doomino Effect for the week of June 6, 2007


DC might not show us the solution to the two-Legions problem for quite a while yet. Know why? Because we may or may not keep buying comics to find out how the good guys beat the bad guys, but we’ll probably keep buying them to find out just how continuity is arranged these days. It is in DC’s financial interest to hold continuity resolutions over our heads. We won’t always pay for action, for fun, for good writing, for good art, for good characterization, but we’re suckers for continuity mechanics.

– Legion Abstract’s Continuity notes for the Lightning Saga

Right now, DC’s commodity is continuity. More than anything else, Infinite Crisis and 52 were a celebration of attention to detail. Whether they were carefully laid plans or the mundane made meaningful, the mega-crossover was woven together from the fabric of what had happened in DC Comics pages for the years preceding. Clues were placed and red herrings were loosed, and those who looked closely and did their homework were rewarded for their attention.

A bad writer forces the reader to suspend their disbelief. A good writer takes the choice out of their readers’ hands, as their meticulous attention to the details of their artificial world results in something so well-crafted, the reader’s common sense and critical thinking alarms are never tripped. They immerse themselves in a world that is believable through its consistency.

Good writers earn the benefit of the doubt when something is wrong or out of place. In a well-crafted world, if the reader ever thinks “Wait a minute, that shouldn’t be a happening,” that’s usually a hint that something is deliberately that way. When inconsistencies happen with a bad writer, or at least someone who hasn’t earned that trust, it’s just something wrong that pulls the reader out of the story rather than inspiring that creative part of an active reader’s imagination.

So this week’s Doomino Effect brings us to Detective Comics #833, in which Zatanna and Batman hang out to solve a mystery. As a comic book story, it was a fun read. As a surprise, I was a little annoyed and disappointed. SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! IT’S A WEEK OLD SO BUY THE COMIC ALREADY! So Ivar Loxias turns out to be the Joker in disguise. There were all sorts of clever little hints, such as Loxias’ comment “I’ve buried the simple magician that was Art Wiener” and the conversation about disabled folks with Commissioner Gordon (though it was Gordon who volunteered the information about his daughter and not Loxias). I got a good 5-second kick when I realized that Loxias was actually the Joker, but then an immediate reaction of “But wait…the Joker’s in Arkham.”

Remember that other book Paul Dini writes – Countdown – in which the Joker was seen in prison just a few weeks ago? Sure, there’s no shortage of cases of people being in several places at once in comic books. Wolverine is usually in about 8 places at any given time. But it’s just awfully disappointingly convenient that Dini writes the same character in two different places just to suit the needs of the story, particularly in a company that’s currently enjoying a self-imposed era of detailed continuity love.

A good writer can deal with inconveniences, honor them and write a good story around them. A bad writer just ignores the inconveniences and just makes stuff how he wants it. I would have normally put Paul Dini in the former category, but if that’s the case, one should have to assume that there was some relevance to the Joker being in Arkham a few weeks ago. Was that another Earth? Either way, I couldn’t help but feel let down when I’m told Countdown is reflecting what’s happening in the DC Universe, and that’s supposed to explain some crossovers with some books, but I’m supposed to ignore it when it’s inconvenient.

Speaking of crossovers with Countdown, that leads me to Superman #663, which crosses over with Countdown #48, or at least precedes it, since the New New Gods are playing around in Metropolis. It basically sets the stage for Arion to whoop on Superman. He takes care of his impostor, who is apparently hanging out in Atlanta’s own Diagon Alley, he accepts Superman’s refusal of retirement, and then apparently gets really big, ready to fight. I haven’t been reading Superman for the past few months, but I guess what has happened is that Arion told Superman that he’s making the humans weak and that he’s destroying the human race as a result. Superman accepts that there may be some truth to that, but then he uses one of those age-old riddles about taking lives / saving lives to justify that he ain’t hangin’ up the S. I have much love for Kurt Busiek, and I am pleased with Carlos Pacheco on picture duty, as he seems to be improving as time goes by. Sometimes his people are a bit stiff, but he nails facial expressions when he needs to (see: Lois eating a hotdog while giving Clark some advice on how to tell off Arion).

And speaking of hotdogs and other ground up meat, that leads me to Uncanny X-Men #487 in which Masque and some other renegade Morlocks have some nasty plans. Warpath and the cat lady flirt in the woods, while Storm shows up to use her international authority to stop some sentinels. Apparently, in comic book land, rulers from another country can invade the United States and then order around members of the US military, because Storm seems to think that being Queen of Wakanda means she can tell the Office of National Emergency what to do, and that if they don’t comply with her, the “diplomatic incident” would make America look bad.

Right. Can you imagine someone, let’s say Mahmoud Abbas, comes to America. The Department of Homeland Security is trying to stop a known terrorist who is running around through a forest in North Dakota. Abbas says “Stop right there, Department of Homeland Security! Tell your masters that this terrorist is under the protection of Mahmous Abbas, president of Palestine! Or perhaps the Department of Homeland Security would like an international incident? You wouldn’t want it hitting the papers that the Department of Homeland security tried to stop the president of Palestine from protecting a terrorist in the forests of North Dakota, would you?”

And Valerie Cooper used to be hot. Part of her awesomeness as a character was “I’m way too hot for you, and I’m way too smart for you and I far, far outrank you.” She looks like an ugly, long-haired version of Hilary Clinton in here. Not that Hilary Clinton isn’t smart or powerful, but they’ve just taken away 1/3 of her Holy Trinity of Power Over Men.

Anyway, I don’t know, it was a pretty dull week for comics. These three plus Invincible #42 and Countdown #47 make me excited for this week to come.