Reasons to make up your mind in advance that Transformers 2 will be terrible
Geektyrant has a rundown of some of the gossip surrounding Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, including a list of the robots in the film. Among the highlights:
• Some of the Autobots are deliberately stupid and childlike, but that’s what the kids like, according to Michael Bay. I’m having a tough time imagining Autobots acting even stupider than hiding behind trees and peeking around corners to evade detection from humans, rather than TRANSFORMING INTO INCONSPICUOUS AUTOMOBILES LIKE THEY ARE BUILT TO DO.
• If one comment is interpreted correctly, the robots will fart. The comment that comes from is fairly ambiguous though, and relies on how one defines “outgas.”
• The news has been out for a while that Jetfire will use a cane. But we now learn that, since he’s old, he forgets things and causes problems for the Autobots who are stuck babysitting Grandpa Transformer.
yes, yes … if you had a choice to spend $10 (and no cop-outs by choosing neither), would you go for Xformers 2 or G.I. Joe? 😆
Oh, hell, that’s a tough one. I’ll go with Transformers 2.
I’ve got one! Would you rather see Transformers 2, G.I. Joe, Fast and Furious, or whatever new Nic Cage blockbuster is going to come out next?
geeez.
in order of presentation:
– DVD (i already gave Michael Bay my $10 in 2007 and i want it back)
– maybe $10 (hey, Bay can give me the $10 so i can use it here)
– DVD
– meh. is he doing Superman?
note: DVD means “Download, Verily Download”
Reason #4: Either you skipped the first movie or you saw it. Either way, you already know the sequel will be terrible.
and good luck if they can match F&F’s opening weekend gross. whodathunk?!