Holy Toledo, G.I. Joe Looks Bad

gi joe scarlettA few days ago, Paramount Pictures released their first promo images for the new G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. I thought they looked fairly promising and bad-ass, but, today, they’ve released the first T.V. spot for the movie, to be aired during the Superbowl tomorrow.

Superhero Hype! has a world exclusive, so you’ll have to venture over there to check it out. Check it out.

Holy hell, was I ever wrong. This looks absolutely horrible, and I shouldn’t be surprised, seeings as how it’s directed by the guy who did the Mummy, but wow. I wasn’t expecting it to be that bad.

And what was that music? And was Snake Eyes at the end there made of computer graphics? And who thought it’d be a good idea to cast one of the Wayons brothers as an action star?

This is gonna be ugly.