3:10 AM


I’ve learned a lot about myself through this process.  First, I love Bawls Energy Drink, but only the root beer flavor.  The blue Bawls taste like Zima. 

I’ve also learned that when I put my mind to something I can accomplish a little and then my focus changes. 

I’ve learned that ptereodactyls are not technically dinosaurs and that Napoleon was afraid of cats.  Maine is the toothpick capital of the world according to a website I don’t believe.  I’ve suddenly remembered how angry I was when Ben Nelson used his gubernatorial power to name milk as Nebraska’s state beverage.  Damn it, Ben, quit cozying up to the dairy lobby and recognize Kool Aid for what it is.