Worst Crossover of 2007


Fin Fang Doom says: Countdown!

Two years ago, the Countdown to Infinite Crisis was exciting and well-paced, its tie-ins were actually relevant, and it really set the stage for Infinite Crisis to pay it all off in a big way. Countdown to Final Crisis has been slow and cumbersome, the tie-ins have mostly just been an easy way to cash in, and there still doesn’t seem to be a cohesive narrative. We should all be very worried about how Final Crisis is going to turn out.

Doom DeLuise says: The Lightning Saga!

Never once during the course of this convoluted, shoddy, over dramatic, hackneyed piece of clap-trap did I even come close to thinking in my head, “Oh, this is neat.” It brought the return of Wally West, and it meant nothing to me by the time that happened. How Not to Tell a Story Rule Number Thirty-Five: Don’t tell a story involving 50 characters who all get equal face time without having a main character or overall narrative for the reader to latch onto. Seriously. Fifty freakin’ main characters.

Jim Doom says: Countdown!

Countdown 50Whether it was the title series, the way in which it would invade books I normally bought, or the countless spinoff titles, nothing has come remotely close to epitomizing the self-defeating excess of the 1990s quite like Countdown. Considering how un-fun this series is, and how completely it killed off the buzz coming off the end of 52, I can only conclude that this series is some kind of self-replicating virus, spreading across the weekly comics stands in order to kill off everything I would normally buy.

As I wrote after reading issue #39, “At this pace, the books keep getting progressively stupider and more poorly-drawn, so I’m predicting that issue #0 will be some crayon drawings of what I can only assume are potatoes or rocks bumping into each other.”

Doominator says: Countdown!

I didn’t have to read Countdown to know it sucked. All I had to read was Doom DeLuise’s rundown. It was enough to set sail to “not buying it” land. Anything I read of it turned me off immediately.

Hey! Check out what we had to say about this category in 2006 and 2005!